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Lawyers Don’t Lie………Do They?

A Lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end on the home where he lived. He was having a very difficult time in finding a new place to rent.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that his 12 children would destroy the Home.

He could not say that he had no children, because that would be a lie, After all, everybody knows that lawyers cannot and would not purposely lie.

So, he had an idea…… he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of his 12 children.

He took the remaining one with him to look at several homes with the real estate agent.

Finally, he found a home he really liked and the agent got the necessary paperwork out and asked:
“How many children do you have?”
He answered, “12 children, but only one is with me now.”
The agent asked “Where are the others?”
The lawyer answered, with a very sad look on his face, “They are in the cemetery with their Mother.”

And, that’s how was able to rent a home for his Family without lying.

MORAL: It is not necessary to lie! One only has to be creative and choose the right words.
Please remember this: Lawyers don’t lie! They are creative! And, don’t forget this very important fact……Most politicians are lawyers!

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Every day, people should be burning a Quran in front of their nearest mosque or muslim business or muslim neighbor!

BECAUSE FUCK ISLAM AND THE ALLAH THEY SUCK ON!!!

Fuck this pedophile rapist religion.
Fuck Allah.
Fuck Mohammed.
Only Goatfuckers nothing else.

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Beer is salad you all! So drink a salad, many salads.

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