The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
Is this guy telling others that he is going to battle 30 odd cats?
Who is this guy? What is he doing?
Keith Richard’s lost kiddie classic
Goodnight spoon and goodnight stash.
The sun is up it’s time to crash.
Goodnight booze and pills and crystals,
Moroccan scarves German pistols
The groupies snorted all the blow;
The roadies passed out hours ago;
Mick’s stretched out in Room Ten-Oh-Nine
While all the stray cats wait in line.
So goodnight Memory Motel.
Goodnight bottle of Rebel Yell;
Brazilian pimp and Swedish whore;
French cops pounding at the door.
The dealers with the gypsy curse;
That jaded, faded junkie nurse;
Midnight ramblers and Angels on Harleys;
That tripped-out chick who swears she’s Charlie’s.
Goodnight Brian, Bill, and Rob.
Goodnight Elvis. Goodnight Jann.
It’s time to set the cuckoo clock.
Ah, fuck sleep. Let’s stay up and rock.
The original “Star Spangled Banner” that appeared in the dawn’s early light over Ft. McHenry 200 years ago today, photographed in the Boston Naval Yard, 1873
In the second round of the 2014 TOUR Championship by Coca-Cola, Rory McIlroy’s tee shot goes left into the trees and somehow lands in the pocket of a spectator on the par-4 14th hole. McIlroy would go on to two-putt for par.
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