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My name is Jim and I’m about to tell you a story about my last job, but keep in mind I am also 69 years-old. It took me four months to land a new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, Which is a good find for many retirees, That being said, I lasted less than a day and this is why…

About three hours into my first day on the job a very annoying, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling ugly words at them all the way through the front door.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Those are nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The unattractive woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Heck no, they ain’t no twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? You must be blind, or stupid?’

So I said, ‘Ma’am I’m neither blind nor stupid, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

About five minutes later my supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

Key & Peele are a funny duo! Do catch their show on the comedy channel!

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Believe It Or Not, This Is A Thing

Gwyneth Paltrow steam-cleans her drapes soggy old vagina for energy.

Someone ought to lock up the licensing quick. Dipshits have money too.

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Titan is the largest moon of Saturn….

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Read about this HERE.

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WTF is this and why can I watch it for so much time? And come back to watch it?

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