You All Know about Shark Week?

First, got to say…Shark Week on the SYFY channel brings us, finally, SHARKNADO 5 on August 6th.

Now for something both scary and funny….

Our New Shark Programming

People will watch this. Every week we will toss a well-known celebrity leftist into shark infested waters and watch as they are eaten.  2 words: B-52 Stratoratings.

Dates subject to change if we don’t actually get the OK to do the shows

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Turkey Bacon

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Joe and Josey at Sunday School

Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school.

She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?”

Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up.

Josey jumped and yelled, “God almighty!”

The teacher congratulated her.

A little later the teacher asked her another question, “Tell me who is our lord and savior?”

Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, “Jesus Christ!”

The teacher congratulated her again.

Later on the teacher asked, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?”

Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, “If you stick that thing in me again, I’ll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!”

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Terrorism from a Liberal perspective

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I bet you’re wondering…

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Pee on the shit streak in the toilet

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I give this ring….

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Stop Making Our Movies Politically Correct

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Kitchen Sex

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Thank Kid Rock You All

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