For a couple of years, certain members of the family meet on thursday mornings at a restaurant not far from us. Of course, any and all family members and friends are welcome to come, so almost each week the number attending goes up.
Now the thing to keep in mind: These are my wife’s family members. Her brothers and sisters and a few cousins. And then there is me….
For they are all staunch democrats who admitted one time to me that yes, they would vote for a pile of shit or the devil if they were on the ballot…
I rarely mess with them as it is just more fun to just listen and laugh. And they know that when I laugh, it is because of the stupidity of what they said. Like this morning, talking about freaking ass comics who bash Trump and they so agree and so glad that there are people out there who tell the truth. Not once realizing, as I once told them in great detail, that they are still following and believing plain comics!
So this is what I go to every thursday morning for good food and some great laughs!
My wife, bless her democrat heart, knows when to get the others to calm down fast, because she knows I will jump in with truths they all will hate to hear!
Like one time, last year when Ben Carson was still a viable candidate, I am sitting there enjoying my breakfast when one sister says, “Yes, I wonder just how many people died on his operating table”….
Without skipping a beat, I said “well, we know Hillary killed at least 4”,…
one could hear a pin drop on the floor!
But it sure did shut them up quick!