Good Morning, Trump Hysteria Hotline, may I help you?
“This man… who is not my president… is driving me crazy!”
I see. Let me ask you a few questions so that I may direct you to a counselor with the proper credentials. Do you admit that Donald Trump is the President of the United States?
(Sigh.) “Yes. He is president.”
Are you an American citizen?
(Angerly) “Yes… I am a citizen.”
So, intellectually you realize that he is your president?
See, we’re making progress. Now, are you a Republican, Democrat or Independent? The level of service you require is determined by your answer.
Let me transfer you…
Suicide Prevention Hotline, please hold, all of our operators are busy right now…
The above is from HERE