A New Type of 3 AM Phone Call

Rrrrrrrrrrrr-ing.

Good Morning, Trump Hysteria Hotline, may I help you?

“This man… who is not my president… is driving me crazy!”

I see. Let me ask you a few questions so that I may direct you to a counselor with the proper credentials. Do you admit that Donald Trump is the President of the United States?

(Sigh.) “Yes. He is president.”

Are you an American citizen?

(Angerly) “Yes… I am a citizen.”

So, intellectually you realize that he is your president?

(Exasperated) “Yessssss.”

See, we’re making progress. Now, are you a Republican, Democrat or Independent? The level of service you require is determined by your answer.

“Democrat”

Let me transfer you…

Rrrrrrrrrrrrr-ing!

Suicide Prevention Hotline, please hold, all of our operators are busy right now…

The above is from HERE

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