In case you weren’t aware because you’re some kind of bigoted and closeted asshole, this is Pride Month. Across our rainbow-colored planet, men who enjoy shoving other men’s penises in their anuses strut on city streets publicly declaring to the world that they’re proud of what they do. Joining them are women with a seasoned taste for halibut as well as men who say they’re women and women who say they’re men—what used to be known as “liars.”
They were all having a gay old time until the black people showed up. Complicating matters even more amusingly, many of the black people were themselves gay. But they were also proud of being black, and as we all know, that matters.