This is again the left, the liberal press, pissed that someone on the right lived. You can not make stuff like this up!
(Newsweek/Daily Beast) — When last we left our hero, he was slowly dying, living out his sorrowful last moments tethered to a left-ventricular-assist device, waiting to shuffle off his mortal coil with calm resignation and karmic equipoise (OK, this last part, maybe not really). After all, he already had attained executive-branch closure by penning a remarkably vain autobiography.
Well, dry those tears, America—he’s back! We all woke up Sunday morning with the chilling news that Dick Cheney has a new million-dollar heart and may be as good as ever, or as good as a 71-year-old man on multiple medicines who just underwent a major surgery can possibly be. Given his track record of opting never to die, we should figure he will be around and ready to go as VP for both Jeb Bush in 2016 and George Prescott Garnica Bush (one of the little brown ones—let’s call him “P”) in 2024. And never mind the minor business with the 12th and 22nd Amendments—Dick will take care of it.
How did this happen? No, not the Florida recount, but how could someone so old and frail be a candidate for that most precious commodity, the human organ? Did Dick do a dick thing and leapfrog a bunch of other worthies, people who aren’t viewed by some as war criminals and evildoers but rather are decent folk decades younger, likelier to contribute to society and to provide a better return on investment for our taxpayer health-care dollars?We went through similar societal contortions when Mickey Mantle got his liver and Steve Jobs, surreptitiously, his, though we never made up our minds, celebrity being as powerful as it is.
(ah, and why do you have a subscription to newsweek?)
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This is about hipsters. Surely you have seen that term bandied about?
Hipsters couldn’t incite more blind hatred if they were all ginger-haired Al-Qaeda members. But why? Could it be their taste in music? Fashion sense? Attitude of superiority? Perhaps. Or perhaps it’s their stupid, ugly faces. We may never know.
Just The Facts
- The term arose in the 40?s to describe middle class whites acting like black musicians, now referred to as “nerdcore”.
- The hipster rebels against social norms by paying way more attention to them than anyone else.
- Every aspect of hipster culture amounts to little more than a elaborate pissing contest.
- They were, like, totally better before they went mainstream and sold out. I saw them with like 10 other people.
A Brief History of Smug
“Hipster” is another one of those subcultures that is hard to nail down. It can refer to any number of bands, people or situations. But just like emos have bitchiness and goths have acne scarring, hipsters can generally be identified by their completely unwarranted arrogance.
While most well adjusted members of society view music as an enjoyable addendum to life, perhaps a distraction or even a hobby, hipsters know that music is serious business. Having been picked on since a very young age by those who found their talents lay in athletics, theythey decided the ideal place to exercise influence was in the fields of listening to stuff and putting on clothes. Most people who aren’t hipsters recognize these areas as naturally subjective, and generally not worth giving much of a shit about, which allows hipsters to win the argument for the simple reason that they’re the only ones who care enough to notice that it’s going on.
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Point your finger at a cop, get arrested! And this is allegedly! What is our country coming to?
David Loveless, who has no criminal record, was arrested and handcuffed last week after he allegedly made a hand gesture at police who had testified against his son in a robbery case.
He now faces two counts of assault on a law enforcement officer by way of intimidation and two counts of obstruction of justice.
Police spokesperson Natatia Bledsoe claimed Loveless made a gun gesture at police officers, but Loveless denies making any kind of gesture at all.
“I don’t see how I was pointing my finger,” Loveless told ABC7. ” If anything I was reaching into my pocket to get a pack of cigarettes. If that’s what they saw, they have a vivid imagination.”
As we have previously highlighted, almost weekly there is a new case of someone being arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer merely for speaking out, making a gesture, or attempting to protect themselves.
Indeed, in some cases a person who is brutally beaten by cops is subsequently charged with assaulting a police officer.
(welcome to our coming Police State, compliments of our islamic president. Sharia law is next)
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The left run amuk! No fact checking (hell, ever knew a lefty who wanted the facts?), and just tweet it out without thinking or worrying about the consequences! This is your normal left black world!
SANFORD, Fla (Fox News) — An elderly Florida couple have been forced to move into a hotel after their home address was wrongly tweeted as belonging to the man who shot teen Trayvon Martin.
The tweets were traced back to a man in California and the address was also reportedly retweeted by director Spike Lee to his almost 250,000 followers.
The couple, aged 70 and 72, have been harassed with hate mail, been hassled by media and had scared neighbors questioning them since the tweet, their son Chip Humble told the Orlando Sentinel.
Fearful for their safety, and hoping to escape the spotlight, the couple have temporarily moved to a hotel.
The confusion seems to stem from the fact the woman’s son is named William George Zimmerman and he lived briefly at the address in 1995.
When William Zimmerman pleaded with the man who tweeted the address, the man responded, “Black power all day. No justice, no peace” along with an obscenity.
(will Obama, Holder, the DOJ go after either and both persons who did this heinous act? Don’t bet on it! Transgressors are black, victims white. No crime according to the obama regime)
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Again, weird lefty idiot coming up with pure shit!
This is the same Arizona Congressman who called for a boycott of his own state over SB 1070.
(CNS News) - Rep. Raul Grijalva (D-Ariz.) said on Tuesday that Arizona’s immigration-enforcement law will cause people to be “profiled” in that state just as Trayvon Martin was profiled in Florida.
Martin, a 17-year-old African Americcan, was allegedly shot dead by Hispanic neighborhood watch captain George Zimmerman in Florida in February, a case that has inflamed racial sensitivities.
At a press conference on Tuesday, Reps. James Clyburn (D-S.C.), Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Tex.), and Grijalva talked about the Supreme Court taking up Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration law (SB 1070). A reporter asked if it was “fair” for Clyburn and Jackson-Lee to have invoked the memory of Martin at the event.
Rep. Grijalva responded, “I think profiling is a fair issue. At the heart of one of the constitutionality [arguments] is the requirement of local police to do a profiling assessment as to whether there is reasonable suspicion this person might be undocumented–illegal or not.”
“So let’s extend that premise that if a young African American male walking in the neighborhood is profiled as potentially a criminal,” he said. “So yeah, the link is between when you begin to profile people based on how they look and you begin to profile people based on that criteria, only the consequences are not ever good.”
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Seems like every black congressperson is getting into the act and making accusations and wanting justice, blah blah blah. Without first getting the real facts!
(The Hill) — A member of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) on Wednesday called the shooting of Trayvon Martin a hate crime.
“I personally, really truly believe this is a hate crime,” said Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) in a joint interview with CBC Chairman Emmanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.) on CNN.
The CBC has called for an investigation into Martin’s death based on their concern that racial profiling was involved, and have also questioned Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law, which allows an individual who feels threatened to “stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force.” [...]
“The evidence really points to a fact that you had a gung ho so-called neighborhood watchman who wanted to be a cop, basically, who was following a young black man who was unarmed and had committed no crime,” Waters said. “That’s pretty stiff evidence that this is possibly a hate crime”
(telling you, the left is pushing and wanting a race war and they are being aided and abetted by black people who should know better)
And still, we have our president! Who just wants to fan the flames of racism to his own end!
Of course Obama playing the race card by saying “his son would look like Trayvon Martin” before all the facts are out isn’t despicable. Either is the Congressional Black Caucus holding House hearings/PR stunt to capitalize on the killing.
Via National Journal:
The Obama campaign responded on Wednesday to criticism from two GOP candidates regarding his remarks on the Trayvon Martin killing, condemning their remarks with strong words of their own.
“I think it’s abysmal, despicable that people like Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are trying to make this a divisive issue,” said Stephanie Cutter, Obama’s deputy campaign manager, on CNN’s Starting Point, adding that “they should watch their own words.”
Gingrich called Obama’s remarks on the shooting of the unarmed 17-year-old in Florida “disgraceful,” while Rick Santorum said that the president was trying to “drive a wedge” between people.
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