The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that:
North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week,
whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very disturbing news to both me and most of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.