Some things you should think about

  1. Butter is food lotion.
  2. The tooth fairy teaches children how lucrative selling your body can be.
  3. Doctors are just vets that can only work on one animal.
  4. Somewhere, someone’s job is to decide the appropriate shade of pink to apply to the tips of dildos.
  5. Technically, I’m 50% centaur.
  6. Kim Jong Un must be the only obese person in North Korea.
  7. Nowadays, the best way not to leave a paper trail is to do everything on paper.
  8. Self driving cars are just auto automobiles.
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