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Teen Wants and Gets Porn Star as Prom Date

Funny as hell. Kid having his prom coming up, wants to spend it with his friends and a porn star!

Like a lot of teenagers, Mike Stone just wants to spend his senior prom with a bunch of his friends. And a porn star.

A month ago, Stone turned to Twitter in his quest to land an adult actress as his date to the dance, and after over 600 tweets, he may have finally found the lucky lady: Megan Piper.

“If you can get me there, then yes,” the porn starlet tweeted.

Flying Piper from L.A. to Oakdale, MN isn’t exactly in Stone’s 18-year-old budget, and he hasn’t told his parents about his bold scheme, so he’s decided to raise the funds via Twitter, with a little help from his new prom date.

“I’d love to go to prom with @madmike42948 and I think you all should help him raise funds to get me there,” Piper told her Twitter followers.

Whether he succeeds or not, Stone’s scheme has already earned him a sufficient measure of  respect from his friends.

“I was actually thanking people who are cheering me on and telling me to keep on with it. They keep telling me I’m a legend and a hero,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Someone vandalized statues, buildings and walls with spray paint in Compton Hill Reservoir Park in St. Louis as seen Tuesday, March 20, 2012. The vandalism appears linked to Occupy protesters who are angry about their confrontation with police last week (St. Louis Dispatch)

(ah, the progressive OWS much beloved by obama and his regime)

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A widespread shortage of popular toast spread Marmite has sent New Zealanders scurrying to find the last remaining containers in a bout of frenzy nicknamed by the press “Marmageddon.”

Sanitarium, the snack’s manufacturer, was forced to shut down Marmite production last year after its factory in Christchurch was damaged in the earthquake and deemed unsafe.

Since then, supplies have dwindled, and are expected to officially run out next week. Kiwis are reportedly panic-buying the stuff by the crate-load, and exploiters are turning to online auction sites to sell jars at prices hundreds of times the MSRP.

New Zealand prime minister John Key, concerned over the prospect of emptying out his private stash, angered some when he said the shortage may force him to turn to Vegemite, considered by many to be an “inferior” Australian alternative.

Sanitarium, meanwhile, hopes to have production up and running again by July.

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Got to keep their liberal journos happy!

Washington Examiner:

Vice President Joe Biden got another chance to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day due to a visit from the Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny, and he brought a trio of MSNBC personalities into the party.

“We should do this every year; celebrate St. Patrick’s Day twice,” Biden said, according to the pool report at a breakfast this morning with Kenny and an array of American political officials of Irish heritage. Along with members of the Kennedy family and Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, Biden hosted “MSNBC journalists Lawrence O’Donnell, Chris Matthews and Mike Barnicle,” the pooler noted.

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The National Debt has now increased more during President Obama’s three years and two months in office than it did during 8 years of the George W. Bush presidency.

The Debt rose $4.899 trillion during the two terms of the Bush presidency. It has now gone up $4.939 trillion since President Obama took office.

The latest posting from the Bureau of Public Debt at the Treasury Department shows the National Debt now stands at $15.566 trillion. It was $10.626 trillion on President Bush’s last day in office, which coincided with President Obama’s first day.

The National Debt also now exceeds 100% of the nation’s Gross Domestic Product, the total value of goods and services.

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Andrew McCarthy:  Afghanistan: Worse Than a Powder Keg

NBC Chicago:  Chicago Police to Reporter: “Your First Amendment rights can be terminated”

Politico:  White House confirms they scrubbed Malia Obama story

Absurd: Minnesota man arrested, jailed for home siding code violation

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According to Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Women’s History Month celebrations need not include Republican women. Today, Norton will hold an event on Capitol Hill Featuring DWS, “I want free birth control” spokeswoman Sandra Fluke and Executive Director of the National Council of Negro Women Dr. Avid Jones. Norton’s office did not answer calls regarding whether Republican women were extended an invitation to the event.

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To the surprise of nobody, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has announced that President Obama cannot and will not support the budget set forth by Rep. Paul Ryan earlier today.  To underscore how much they dislike it, White House released a scathing statement on the proposal:

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Joe Biden last seen rehearsing a new line for his next campaign speech: “This health care law is the most audacious piece of legislation passed over the last 500 years.”

Via Weekly Standard:

President Barack Obama recently told a Democratic congresswoman that the proudest achievement of his presidency was passing the national health care law in 2010.

“Last time I saw the president I asked he what he was most proud of,” Democratic congresswoman Carolyn Maloney of New York said at a Capitol Hill press conference Tuesday afternoon. “I think he has quite a positive record. Osama bin Laden is no longer with us. … Libya and Tunisia are transforming to democracy, which is important, I think, for their people and peace and stability–the credit card bill of rights, stabilizing our economy, cracking down on abusive practices in sub-prime lending.”

“I didn’t know what he was going to say,” Maloney continued. “He said he is most proud of having passed health care and providing health care to 40 million Americans who didn’t have health care in 2014.”

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This idiot? Let’s leave his flea ridden piece of shit country NOW. And see what happens to him (freaking ass obama probably give him sanctuary in the USA) when the taliban take over.

(NY Times) — The Americans in Afghanistan are “demons.”

They claim they burned Korans by mistake, but really those were “Satanic acts that will never be forgiven by apologies.”

The massacre of 16 Afghan children, women and men by an American soldier “was not the first incident, indeed it was the 100th, the 200th and 500th incident.”

Such harsh talk may sound as if it comes from the Taliban, but those are all remarks either made personally by the United States’ increasingly hostile ally here, President Hamid Karzai, or issued by his office in recent days and weeks.

The strongest such outburst came Friday. “Let’s pray for God to rescue us from these two demons,” Mr. Karzai said, apparently holding back tears at a meeting with relatives of the massacre victims, and clearly referring to the United States and the Taliban in the same breath. “There are two demons in our country now.”

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Report: Just $31 Billion From Buffett Rule Tax On Rich

Obama camp spends $10,000 on nail polish

OWS creep goes on Kremlin TV, promises more radicalism

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