A haunted doll?

Good Lord. “Mowing down approaching armies” by sweeping the muzzle from side to side (If you ever try something like that at a range, you’ll be kicked off the range with prejudice, and this isn’t even discussing the fact that you won’t hit anything except by accident – if he was open-minded, which he’s not, it might be useful to take him to a range and actually demonstrate how this is done).
MORE/VIDEO You’ve got to watch the video. The guy’s a fucking idiot.

While serving in the army overseas in Germany 55 years ago, this American veteran was told by his sergeant that he should buy a watch before returning home. His sergeant recommended he buy a Rolex, because it was a great watch, and he ended up purchasing a GMT Master Model Rolex and kept the box and the receipt.

The watch cost him a month’s salary ($120) back in 1960 when he bought it. Curious of what it might be worth today, he brought it to the Antique Roadshow in Tucson, where Peter Planes appraised the watch. The man learns that not only is the Rolex that he purchased a rare one, but because he had kept the original sales receipt and saved the box, the value of the collectible watch was doubled!

But wait! Here’s another one!

(CNN) – A man brought a Rolex watch he purchased in 1974 for $345.97 to an antique show to find out its current value. His reaction: priceless.

Told a watch like his is now worth $400,000 at auction, the man toppled to the ground.

Malia Obama finds herself in the news again for all the wrong reasons after comedian Pete Holmes detailed an encounter with eldest Obama daughter during an episode of “Conan”. The NYC-based comedian reportedly told her to “shut the f*** up” after Malia and one of her friends disrespected him during a recent stand-up comedy show.

A Houston woman recently took to social media to complain about her daughter’s Elsa doll, which not only starts singing on its own even when switched off, but has also returned after being thrown away multiple times.

Emily Madonia recalls that the problematic Elsa doll became a part of her family’s life on Christmas 2013, as a gift for her daughter. It recited several lines from the Disney animation blockbuster “Frozen”, as well as the iconic song “Let It Go” when a small button was pushed on her necklace. Everything was fine for two years, but in 2015, she started alternating between English and Spanish, when before she had only recited lines in English. Then it started singing and speaking randomly, even when her switch was turned off, but the family brushed it off as some sort of glitch or wiring problem. But things got really weird lat December, when Emily decided to throw the doll out with the trash, and it somehow kept coming back…