I don’t mean to brag

Americans: Can we please have our fundamental rights?

Government: Sorry people are sick. Rights machine broke.

DALLAS (KXAN) — Texas National Guard troops could end up going door-to-door in some Dallas neighborhoods to check on residents, Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins said.

He said Texas National Guard troops would be on a “medical mission,” and not there for law enforcement reasons. They would check in with people to see who may have come in contact with coronavirus patients.

Looks like its just a judge thinking out loud for now.

This morning a commentator shouted that 18,000 people were infected in New Orleans. A moment later he mumbled, “Oh, it’s 1,800. Sorry.” Media companies should be fined for every alarmist, hysterical proclamation their employees make on air.