Let’s role play tonight

This is funny as hell….and another good reason I avoid buying shit at etsy….that place is just as bad, if not worse, than ebay! Look at this ugly, well beat up, freaking quarter! Now, the seller has it listed at $50,000, with free shipping! Only one like this…and I can hear you saying that I made this up….nope! Here is the full listing HERE.

The flower of Patience. It opens every 7 years. And it lasts 7 days. Supposedly….

“You can’t even handle 4 weeks locked inside AT HOME?! You’d never make it in prison!”
Well no shit. It’s one of many reasons I don’t commit crimes, ya dipshit.