The Suicide of Lucretia (Detail) Meester met de Papegaai,1525.
Just left Walmart where a lady asked me what kind of dog i had. I said a GSD service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What’s a BLD? She asked as she has her face in my dog’s face allowing him to lick her……Now with a straight face I said “He is my butt licking dog. I can’t find any toilet paper anywhere because of all you hoarding ass people, so he licks my ass clean…… The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.