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The Chinese Cultural Revolution: Lessons for America’s Cancel Culture


Defense is best when it’s diverse

 Best for whom, one has to ask:

The Ministry of Defence has come under fire for having more diversity and equality officers than the Royal Navy has warships. The figures emerged yesterday, after veterans minister Johnny Mercer told parliament that there were 44 civil servants in the ministry and its executive agencies who had ‘diversity’ and ‘equality’ in their job title. 

In comparison, the Royal Navy possesses only thirteen frigates, six destroyers, two aircraft carriers and eleven submarines, a total of 32.

The MOD has a target of increasing the number of black, Asian and minority ethnic personnel from 8 per cent to 10 per cent. A ministry spokesman told the Times: ‘Defence is at its best when it’s diverse … Our appointment of these diversity and equality officers shows that we are moving beyond platitudes and putting our words into action.’ 

Apparently every single military historian and strategist is wrong, as diversity and inclusion have turned out to be the vital elements for successful warfighting. If only Caesar and Alexander had known!


Matt The Rooster
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.  She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. 

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. 

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. 

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.

Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah’s  favorite rooster, old Matt, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Matt’s bell hadn’t rung at all! 

When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah’s amazement, old Matt had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. 

He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. 

Sarah was so proud of old Matt, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. 

The result was the judges not only awarded old Matt the “No Bell Peace Prize” they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well. 

Clearly old Matt was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention? 

Vote carefully in the next election. You can’t always hear the bells. 

(If you don’t send this on, you’re a chicken……   no yolk)



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  1. Yeah, Caesar and Alexander had this stupid idea that you and everybody that looked like you was supposed to kill or enslave everybody else that didn’t look like you.

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