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Today in 1995 – Oklahoma City bombing: In Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, the remains of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building are imploded, a mere month after it was bombed. I’m certain that our beneficent government properly accounted for all the evidence that might have come from a more thorough investigation… I mean, I totally trusted the Clinton Administration. Didn’t you?

During the pandemic, several high-profile figures have become unlikely sex symbols, thanks to their valiant efforts to keep us all from dying painful, lonely deaths in the ICU and, to some degree, our rampant, isolation-induced quarantine hornies. Now, fans can wear their devotion on their pubic mounds.

L.A.-based clothing brand Canava is honoring New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, California Governor Gavin Newsom, and romance novel hero and heart-throbby disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci with a line of women’s underpants emblazoned with their names.

The wholesale erosion – or even flat-out denial – of our civil liberties and constitutional rights during the coronavirus lockdown has (not for the first time) raised vitally important questions.