Your boobs won’t impress me

Today in 1948 – The World Health Organization is established by the United Nations, providing a lifetime of employment for thousands of useless bureaucrats from countries where witch doctors are still primary healthcare.

Our grandfathers opened up speakeasy’s to satisfy their alcoholic needs. So how come today no one is stepping up and opening up speakeasy’s?

The owner of a New York City bar has been arrested for allegedly violating the social distancing order after police found at least a dozen people inside, drinking and gambling.

As bars and restaurants across the city and state have been ordered to extend their closure to April 15 to stop the spread of the coronavirus, police say they discovered the speakeasy at 354 Kings Hwy in Brooklyn on Saturday.